#fridayvibes when ur extra but tryna stay under the radar at work. and yes this is me being lowkey at work. (IG won't let me post the audio. just imagine Santigold 😫) update: the first joke i got into a script had to be cut during a rewrite of the scene AND I AM NOT UPSET SHES NOT UPSET WHOS UPSET THATS HOW IT WORKS ALL FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF THE SHOW JENNY THIS ISNT ABOUT U. hope you all had a great week and an even better weekend. i am now a person who is starting to have hobbies and am open to suggestions. so far my hobbies include: thousand piece puzzles, caring for plant bebes, and pub trivia. this self-care shit is a lot fcking work. #LMSjenny
when i was little my parents would tell me that they got me from the dumpster and that they could leave me there if i was naughty. sometimes just for kicks we'd be driving somewhere and when i'd ask where are we going they said to the dumpster! and then cackle hard at their own inside joke. i like swapping stories about the lies our parents would tell us so that we would be obedient kids and i'd wonder is this shit just Chinese or abuse. #HomeCountryOrAbuse is a fun game to play lol. here's another one: when i started doing math (and yes i was way ahead of the other 7 year olds because i already memorized my times tables) my mom would look over my test results. the first time i didn't have 💯 she told me a story. did you know that rocket scientists have to get 100 percent math calculations correct to send it into space? if just ONE answer was wrong the spaceship would EXPLODE killing everyone inside. DONT LET THE ROCKETSHIP EXPLODE. i mean technically SHE WAS NOT WRONG NO LIES THERE BUT biiiiiiiitch fear death and calamity are very effective parenting tools. i was very good at math. so anyway. here is a photo of me in taiwan. they tell me i come from the dumpster but i know i come from bamboo and wooden stools. you can also tell me whether the lies our parents tell us is just Home Country or Abuse. i no longer think of it as abuse. i just laugh and think about which little lies i might use on my own kids. Baby Teething Jenny says good night.